anyway, i can't stay long. yeah, we're busy. but i just wanna talk you through your present. yeah just fucking one, cos you don't wanna know what i bloody went throught to get this. besides, i did take you shopping the other day, didn't i? bought you loads of stuff. can't wait for you to wear it around, you gonna think of what i said about you when you tried them all on? yeah... go to my art room. i know you don't go in here as much, not like the one back in london. but i got you something, a piece of art and i think we should hang it here.

now this... this is original joseph noel paton. yeah, you heard that right. the short name for this one, i think, is hesperus or evening star, something like that. i saw it and immediately thought you'd like it, yeah? i'm pretty sure this is francesca and paolo... they're star-crossed lovers. but they did everything out of passions and love. quite romantic, innit? just like you.

you started giving me artwork last year, so now, i supposed this is a thing. you started it, so think about that, this is all your fault, take full responsibility.